Dead and Gone - T.I. and Justin Timberlake Remix

We're baaack! We couldn't let you go any longer without some comic relief and head shaking moments in your life...so here we go.

We come back with a major contender for biggest gospel music fail of ALL time!! Aside from getting an automatic fail from jacking a secular song and christifying it...we have an example of "when harmony goes wrong" and lazy lyricism. Enjoy! This will almost make you wish you were dead and gone to be with the Father.

You're A Jerk - New Boyz Remix

Ummm...the title says it all...SMH

Look Yourself - Eminem Remix (Lose Yourself)

We may have a winner for the biggest Gospel fail of all time. This is the prime example of taking someone else's inspiration and simply "Christifying" the lyrics. Rhyme scheme...dialect...everything. You could literally take this song and the original...play 'em at the same time and no one could tell the difference.

People...we gotta do better! We serve an awesome Creator who wants to use us to communicate his message. Get with Him for inspiration, not Eminem...Dre...Lil' Wayne, etc.!

Christian Right Round - Flo Rida (Right Round)

Please...make it stop!

I Got The Holy Swag On - Soulja Boy Remix (Turn My Swag On)

Complete with his rhyme book in hand, special video effects, and a...ummm...holy Bop?...I present to you...

Free Message/I Put On for my Jesus - Young Jeezy remix (I Put On)

WOW... Okay...Can we get some AutoBeat to go along with the AutoTune? Maybe then we can keep the rhyme on beat... But with lyrics like "Get crunk for J to the E to the S to the US praise him yeah, if you can't do pop and lock praise dance for God."

Again...WOW...

He's So Good - DJ Khaled Remix (I'm So Hood)

Lyric of the day... "Them Born againaz gonna walk it out...and you aint holy if you don't know what I'm talkin' bout." Again... auto-tune...banned...now!

In The Church - 50 Cent Remix (In the Club)

Here we go again...

Hard Out Here For a Saint - Three 6 Mafia Remix (Hustle and Flow Soundtrack)

So many things wrong here...but what was up with the Afro wig?!?! WOW! Does anyone really think that simply "Christifying" lyrics is reaching the world and showing them the awesomeness of God? Nope, all it does is portray us as followers and copiers of the world! That's what makes it hard out here for a saint!

The Praises Don't Stop! - Notorious B.I.G. Remix

The praises don't stop...but PLEASE make this stop...please...pretty please...

Seek His Face - Kid Cudi/Kanye West Remix (Make Her Say)

First...gotta at least give them effort for trying to rap and including "medulla oblongata" in their lyrics. WOW!

Now as for the rest of this...ummm...yeah...SMH! Just a quick clue...Using lyrics like:
And bump them other people cuz they tryna get some honey
And bump them other people cuz they down for the fame
And bump them other poeple cuz they tryna play games
What were you REALLY trying or wanting to say...May not have been the intent, but when I first listened could have sworn you were droppin' "F" bombs instead of "bump"in

Anyway...here ya go...

Gotta Ride for my God - Three 6 Mafia Remix (Stay Fly)

We actually get "blessed" with a few gems. Can we sue for false advertisement? The video says "Unique and Inspired" but taking what the world has created is neither unique or inspired. Aside from the Three 6 Mafia remake, we have a Lil' Wayne remix and a remix of Duffle Bag Boy. SMH...

Jesus Can Have Whatever He Likes - T.I. Remix (Whatever you like)

Was gonna give 'em a pass until we got to this lyric... "Stacks on Deck...Patron on Ice...We can POP prayers all night..." (around the 1:18 mark) And help me... at the end, did she say "Jesus is a hottie, love the way you drop it" ?!?!

Crank Dat Holy Ghost - Soulja Boy Tellem remix

Please make it stop! Like for real?! Really?!? CRANK dat Holy Ghost!?!?!?!

Walk It Out (4 Jesus) - Christian Remix

I've got an idea... Let's take a perfect example of what is wrong with Hip-Hop today...mix it with what is wrong with wannabe Christian rap, stir...let it sit for a few days and voila!!

Holy Impartation - Snoop Dogg Remix (Sensual Seduction)

I have no words...

Day and Night - Kid Cudi Remix

A perfect example of simply taking a song a "Christifying" the lyrics.

Baby Got Book - Sir Mix-A-Lot Remix (Baby Got Back)

Okay...this is not truly a failure because it is INTENDED to be funny. Great Job!

Stronger - Kanye West Remix

I feel weak...

Upon The Cross - Lil Wayne Remix (Lollipop)

STOP!!! Did he say Lil' Greasy or Lil' Crazy at the beginning? It is because of madness like this that I do what I do.